{"id":95,"date":"2006-07-07T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-07T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2006-07-07T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-07T05:00:00","slug":"mule_joke_2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/mule_joke_2\/","title":{"rendered":"Mule Hole?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re going to be preoccupied with songs about beasts of burden, you might as well have the stage banter to go with it:<\/p>\n<p>During WWII, a work crew was assigned a mule to haul loads for them. At least they thought it might be a mule. They debated whether it was a mule. Or a donkey. <\/p>\n<p>As the debate continued, their chaplain walked by. They decided to ask him: &#8220;Father, is this a mule or a donkey.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The chaplain replied, &#8220;Well, according to the bible, it&#8217;s an &#8220;ass&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Years passed, and the beast finally died of old age. The men were out digging a huge grave as two WACs walked by. They asked the men, &#8220;Are you digging a foxhole?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>To which the men replied, &#8220;Well&#8230;not according to the bible.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><center><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/\">Home<\/a><\/b><\/center><\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.michaelgaither.com%2Fhome%2Fmule_joke_2%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;&amp;width=800&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:800px;height:30px;margin-top:5px;\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re going to be preoccupied with songs about beasts of burden, you might as well have the stage banter [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}