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2022 Update<\/strong>: I actually get requests to post this every year, so here’s some context. Years ago we did a homemade flocked tree. (“Kids, don’t try this at home.”) Pretty funny story. We actually have a REAL tree this year, but this tale of our old fake tree is still fun. And gist of it is that the ornmanetys you put on a tree give the whole effort a real time capsule-ish quality. Here’s the original post from around 2003.<\/p>\n

Different things make the holiday spirit officially kick in each year. It might be the fun parties<\/a>. Could be the “cool” Christmas music<\/a>. Little pieces of plastic hanging from a tree. Maybe it’s the esoteric, homemade annual traditions. For me, it’s all the above.<\/p>\n

After this year’s the annual “Trek to the Attic”, followed immediately by the “Hauling Down Heavy Boxes of Ornaments In a Most Unergonomic Fashion”, the tree was up and it was decoratin’ time. I then realized – I remember this every year but then quickly forget – that many ornaments serve as little plastic time capsules:<\/p>\n

\"mouse_ornament\"<\/a>A hand-made ornament made from an old recycled computer mouse and purchased at a fundraiser by a very dear friend who left us a few years ago. She gave it to us on New Year’s Eve. We miss her. I wrote “Good Souls”<\/a> immediately after she passed.<\/p>\n

\"guide_dogs_ornament\"<\/a>A token from Guide Dogs<\/a> way back when we were volunteering in 2003. Pinky, our first guide dog, recently retired. Roma, our second, was dropped for a minor health issue. She’s now ten and spoiled, though she did have a brief career as a product tester<\/a> for West Paw Design. It kept her in free toys for awhile.<\/p>\n

\"enterprise_ornament\"<\/a>Though never much of a Trekkie<\/a>, I was smitten with ST:TOS<\/a> when I was a kid. My mom gave me this copy of the Enterprise space ship the year before we lost her. People tell me it’s a collectible. Like I’d ever sell it.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Our fake tree is pretty old and time capsule-y, too. My dad gave it to my wife and me after he decided he didn’t want a tree anymore. We’ve been using it for over 20 years. A few Christmases ago, we mulled over getting a nice flocked tree. Then we priced them and decided to stay with fake.<\/p>\n

A few days later, I was working at home and caught the smell of an auto shop wafting in from outside. But I was at home. Turns out my ever-resourceful wife – whom I adore, who never throws anything out, who insists on finding a home fix for everything, and who never reads this blog so I can pretty much say whatever I want – found an old can of white Rustoleum in the garage and flocked our tree herself. \"santa_mouse_rustoleum\"<\/a><\/p>\n

We still have our home-flocked tree. But now all touchups are done outside. It’s tradition, ya know.<\/p>\n