{"id":5261,"date":"2013-12-19T18:58:26","date_gmt":"2013-12-19T23:58:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/?p=5261"},"modified":"2020-12-17T11:25:19","modified_gmt":"2020-12-17T16:25:19","slug":"what-the-flock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/what-the-flock\/","title":{"rendered":"What the Flock?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Different things make the holiday spirit officially kick in each year. It might be <a href=\"http:\/\/santacruz.patch.com\/groups\/holidays\/p\/coolest-holiday-parties-if-you-love-music-santa-cruz-guitar-companys-shindig-was-the-place-to-be\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the fun parties<\/a>. Could be the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=2gmiSPMHrWQ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">&#8220;cool&#8221; Christmas music<\/a>. Little pieces of plastic hanging from a tree. Maybe it&#8217;s the esoteric, homemade annual traditions. For me, it&#8217;s all the above.<\/p>\n<p>After this year&#8217;s the annual <strong>Trek to the Attic<\/strong>, followed immediately by the <strong>Hauling Down Heavy Boxes of Ornaments In a Most Unergonomic Fashion<\/strong>, the tree was up and it was decoratin&#8217; time. I then realized &#8211; I remember this every year but then quickly forget &#8211; that many ornaments serve as little plastic time capsules:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/mouse_ornament.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-5266\" src=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/mouse_ornament-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"mouse_ornament\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>A hand-made ornament made from an old recycled computer mouse and purchased at a fundraiser by a very dear friend who left us a few years ago. She gave it to us on New Year&#8217;s Eve. We miss her. I wrote <a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/starlite-drive-in-saturday-night-lyrics#souls\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">&#8220;Good Souls&#8221;<\/a> immediately after she passed.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/guide_dogs_ornament.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-5265\" src=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/guide_dogs_ornament-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"guide_dogs_ornament\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>A token from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guidedogs.com\/site\/PageServer\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Guide Dogs<\/a> way back when we were volunteering in 2003. Pinky, our first guide dog, recently retired. Roma, our second, was dropped for a minor health issue. She&#8217;s now ten and spoiled, though she did have a brief career as a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/archives\/83\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">product tester<\/a> for West Paw Design. It kept her in free toys for awhile.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/enterprise_ornament.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-5267\" src=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/enterprise_ornament-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"enterprise_ornament\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>Though never much of a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Trekkie\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Trekkie<\/a>, I was smitten with <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Star_Trek:_The_Original_Series\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ST:TOS<\/a> when I was a kid. My mom gave me this copy of the Enterprise space ship the year before we lost her. People tell me it&#8217;s a collectible. Like I&#8217;d ever sell it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/tree.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-5268\" src=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/tree-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"tree\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>Our fake tree is pretty old and time capsule-y, too. My dad gave it to my wife and me after he decided he didn&#8217;t want a tree anymore. We&#8217;ve been using it for over 20 years. A few Christmases ago, we mulled over getting a nice flocked tree. Then we priced them and decided to stay with fake.<\/p>\n<p>A few days later, I was working at home and caught the smell of an auto shop wafting in from outside. But I was at home. Turns out my ever-resourceful wife &#8211; whom I adore, who never throws anything out, who insists on finding a home fix for everything, and who never reads this blog so I can pretty much say whatever I want &#8211; found an old can of white Rustoleum in the garage and flocked our tree herself. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/santa_mouse_rustoleum.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-5269\" src=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/santa_mouse_rustoleum-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"santa_mouse_rustoleum\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We still have our home-flocked tree. But now all touchups are done outside. It&#8217;s tradition, ya know.<\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.michaelgaither.com%2Fhome%2Fwhat-the-flock%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;&amp;width=800&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:800px;height:30px;margin-top:5px;\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Different things make the holiday spirit officially kick in each year. It might be the fun parties. 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