{"id":264,"date":"2009-08-12T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-12T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2010-11-01T13:17:27","modified_gmt":"2010-11-01T18:17:27","slug":"lifetime_warranty_is_not_an_oxymoron_if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/lifetime_warranty_is_not_an_oxymoron_if\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Lifetime Warranty&#8221; is not an oxymoron if you have an Intellitouch tuner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In these days of unending telephone trees and outsourced customer service, it gives me hope when I can call and get a real person who gives real help. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been using an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tuners.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Intellitouch tuner<\/a> for years on my acoustic guitars, mandolin, and ukelele. I was even using it on my electric guitar before I had a floor-based pedal tuner.A few years back, one of the &#8220;flat&#8221; arrows disappeared completely from the display. I called, just to see if there was anything I could, and was told, &#8220;Just send it back. Lifetime warranty&#8221;. When does THAT ever happen?<\/p>\n<p>About a month ago, the small bolt\/screw that connects the pivoting pieces of the gadget came off somewhere at a gig. I literally use the thing every day, so I&#8217;m not surprised. It gets more than its share of wear. I wanted to see if I could order a replacement, so yesterday I called again. The woman I talked to said, &#8220;We&#8217;ll send you another screw\/bolt. In fact, we&#8217;ll send you two, so you have a spare. Lifetime warranty&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>A great product with great service. And a company that seems to really care about their customers. Very cool. Pinch me. <\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tuners.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/michaelgaither.com\/b2\/blogs\/media\/pt1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>By the way, if you DO ever find yourself stuck up a telephone tree, here are a couple of nice cheats:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you&#8217;re stuck in a numbered menu, press the &#8220;0&#8221; key repeatedly. Like 7 or 8 times. 98% of the time, it routes you to the operator. This tack was born out of frustration, but my cousin who used to work on these things said it&#8217;s a common back door that&#8217;s designed intentionally.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>If you&#8217;re wandering aimlessly through a voice-activated menu, start &#8220;speaking in vegetables&#8221; (Seriously, say &#8220;broccoli&#8221;, &#8220;tomato&#8221;, &#8220;yam&#8221;.) The menu won&#8217;t understand and will take you directly to the operator. I first tried this tactic with much more colorful language when I discovered it. I&#8217;ve since started using the more family-friendly, vegetable-laden approach.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/feed\/rss\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/> Subscribe to this blog<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">www.michaelgaither.com<\/a><br \/>\n <\/center><\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.michaelgaither.com%2Fhome%2Flifetime_warranty_is_not_an_oxymoron_if%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;&amp;width=800&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:800px;height:30px;margin-top:5px;\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In these days of unending telephone trees and outsourced customer service, it gives me hope when I can call and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=264"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":694,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions\/694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}