{"id":2500,"date":"2011-12-09T12:54:38","date_gmt":"2011-12-09T17:54:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/?p=2500"},"modified":"2017-12-14T17:43:35","modified_gmt":"2017-12-14T22:43:35","slug":"beaker-update-its-a-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/beaker-update-its-a-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Beaker update: It&#8217;s a Girl."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My <a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/archives\/2459\" target=\"_blank\">silly little post about our foster pigeon<\/a> earlier this week received a lot of response. Here&#8217;s a quick update.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/beaker_egg1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-2502 size-thumbnail\" title=\" \" src=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/beaker_egg1-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>I know lots of folks who&#8217;ve had pet birds. Most of them just toss a coin and call the critter &#8220;he&#8221; or &#8220;she&#8221;. Unless you&#8217;re keeping something that obviously shows off the fact that it&#8217;s a male, like a peacock, it&#8217;s tough to determine the sex&#8230;especially with some smaller birds.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>There is one fool-proof method: Wait until it lays an egg. Unless you have some weird freak of nature, you can be pretty sure at that point that it&#8217;s a girl&#8221;. Beaker&#8217;s been acting odd lately. Making more cooing noises than usual, not wanting to fly around the house nearly as often as she (yup, she) usually does. She&#8217;s also been hunkering down on her little nest. We had a feeling:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/tippi2.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-7078\" src=\"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/tippi2-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"tippi2\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>This explains why Beaker&#8217;s been cooing so loudly. It&#8217;s because for the past week she&#8217;s been trying to pass an object as big as her head. (Looks like we could have used a <a href=\"http:\/\/medipursuit.com\/become-ultrasound-technician\/\" target=\"_blank\">sonogram technician<\/a>.) It now also makes sense why she&#8217;s been suddenly territorial about her cage: She&#8217;s guarding her dead egg. Every time I change her seeds and water, I feel like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/video\/hulu\/vi2764046361\/\" target=\"_blank\">Tippi Hendren<\/a> on holiday in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0056869\/\" target=\"_blank\">Bodega Bay<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Nice thing is that we can stop competing over whether we call the bird &#8220;Pierre&#8221; or &#8220;Beaker&#8221;. &#8220;Pierre&#8221; does not work as a girl&#8217;s name. Beaker it is. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.michaelgaither.com%2Fhome%2Fbeaker-update-its-a-girl%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;&amp;width=800&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:800px;height:30px;margin-top:5px;\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My silly little post about our foster pigeon earlier this week received a lot of response. 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