{"id":2150,"date":"2011-07-28T18:19:40","date_gmt":"2011-07-28T23:19:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/?p=2150"},"modified":"2012-04-03T16:11:50","modified_gmt":"2012-04-03T21:11:50","slug":"foster-pigeons-no-kidding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/foster-pigeons-no-kidding\/","title":{"rendered":"Foster Pigeons (No Kidding)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There must be an animal bulletin board somewhere. My wife and I have been fostering dogs and cats through <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=avmF0WIe9rY&amp;feature=player_embedded\" target=\"_blank\">AFRP<\/a> for years. But word gets out to the rest of the critter community: &#8220;Go to the Gaither&#8217;s. They&#8217;ll feed you and everything!&#8221; (Someone&#8217;s talking. Maybe it&#8217;s the birds. I hear they tweet now.) Anyway, this explains why  we&#8217;re raising two orphan pigeons.<\/p>\n<p>Long story &#8211; always is &#8211; how we ended up with them, but they&#8217;re sort of cute&#8230;despite the scientific fact that all baby birds &#8211; other than chickens or ducks &#8211; are sort of hideous until they get their feathers. With any luck, &#8220;Ren&#8221; and &#8220;Stimpy&#8221; (of course we named them) will be fully feathered and ready to take to the air in a few weeks.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"269\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/cot9t-k9cI0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<strong>&#8220;Ren&#8221; and &#8220;Stimpy&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re strong enough now where they can feed themselves. And I&#8217;ve learned that &#8220;eats like a bird&#8221; is a myth, unless it means that eating one&#8217;s own weight in food every day is considered &#8220;eating like a bird&#8221;. (There might be a song idea in there. Hey, it worked for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=6RxwodR3Ct4\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;stubborn as a mule.&#8221;<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Standard Disclaimer: <\/strong>We do not run an animal rescue organization out of our house. If you ever bring a critter to our door because you think we&#8217;ll take it in, we will close the curtains, refuse to answer the bell, and pretend that we&#8217;re not home. (Well, not really, but you get the idea.) \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.michaelgaither.com%2Fhome%2Ffoster-pigeons-no-kidding%2F&amp;layout=standard&amp;&amp;width=800&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:800px;height:30px;margin-top:5px;\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There must be an animal bulletin board somewhere. My wife and I have been fostering dogs and cats through AFRP [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,20,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-critters","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2150"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3087,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150\/revisions\/3087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelgaither.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}