A zebra had lived her entire life in a zoo, so the zoo keeper that she should spend her final years living easy on a farm. When she arrived , the zebra was very excited. She saw rolling hills (no concrete or cages) green grass, trees, and new, strange-looking animals. First, she saw a big fat brown thing: <\/p>\n
“Hi, I’m a zebra! What are you?” <\/p>\n
“I’m a cow.”<\/p>\n
“Right, right. What do you do?”<\/p>\n
“I make milk for the farmer.”<\/p>\n
“Cool.” Then she saw a funny looking little white thing with feathers: <\/p>\n
“Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?”<\/p>\n
“I’m a chicken.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, right. What do you do?”<\/p>\n
“I make eggs for the farmer.”<\/p>\n
“Right, great, see you around.” <\/p>\n
Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her, only he didn’t have stripes. She ran over to him and said:<\/p>\n
“Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?”<\/p>\n
“I am a Jack,” said the donkey.<\/p>\n
“Wow,” said the zebra. “What do you do?”<\/p>\n
“Take off your pajamas, darling, and I’ll show you.”<\/p>\n
(You were expecting maybe a mule? A mule doesn’t breed<\/a>, remember?) \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n