Nice Ass

As my friend John says, “There’s a subculture for everything”. The title track for my CD, “Spotted Mule and Other Tales” started when I saw this unusual-looking animal not too far from where I live in Watsonville (just below Santa…

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Mule Joke #1

Well, if you’re preoccupied with songs about mules, you might as well have the stage banter to go with them: The Dead Mule A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a mule from an old farmer for…

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Myspace. Some assembly required.

So easy even a child can assemble it. But what if you’re not a child? What if you’re over the age of, say 12, a musician, and want a presence up on Myspace? What do you when you realize that…

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The Hummer. Good God, Man.

I’ve come to the conclusion that there are things I’m just meant never to understand. Big cars, for example. No, not “big cars” like a ’69 Super Sport Camaro. That’s a big car with style. I’m referring to big SUVs.…

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Roma the Product Tester

Rain or shine, it’s always a good day to work at home. Standard attire consists of pajama bottoms, a tshirt, sneakers, and a KHUM hat to hide “morning hair”. It’s really quite a sight. Makes it particularly amusing when I…

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Some Bright Morning

The last track for the CD is done. And appropriately enough, it’s a gospel song that came out of a dream. When Johnny Cash passed away in 2003, I figured I had to write something. A day or so later,…

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